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5 reasons to stay in the 'corner' of the football field.
So, every member of the team of ikillednewton has , at one point or another, been to the infamous "Corner" of the football field. being in the corner is not fun. it usually means, either you are being forced to play or no one's letting you play (might be for any other reason, but most probably because you suck).
So, when should you stand in the corner??
5. If you're the shy new kid.
Seriously, no one knows you. you're too shy to ask for the ball. they dont know your name. in the end, you're the outcast.You might as well stand where the outcasts stand. maybe, hope for a miracle, where the ball magically flies towards you and you kick it so hard, and with such accuracy that it lands in the other team's net and GOaaaaallll!! :D But that's just wishful dreaming.
4. You're a petite girl of 5'3 and you're playing
with seniors who happen to be about a whole
freakingfoot taller than you.
Unfortunately, this is from personal experience. It's as good as a lemon playing wiith oranges.
3. Your face is smaller than the ball.
Need we say more? :X
2. You get kicked more than the ball.
Dude, you might as well just take the hint.
1
You're as lazy as a PANDA !
VERY. Lazy.