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Note : If you haven't already read the speech of Marc Anthony, please do so. Or else, this article is going to make as much sense to you , as I do to a normal person.And since I'm very helpful, here is a link : http://www.presentationmagazine.com/friends-romans-countrymen.htm
Friends, Teachers, fellow sciencees(The word was coined by Kshitij Bahl. All rights reserved), lend me your ears;
I come to bury Commercians (the word was coined by Birinder Singh Mokha, all rights reserved), not to praise them;
The evil that teachers do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their chalks,
So let it be with Commercians ... The noble Physics teacher
Hath told you we were intelligent:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath we answered it ...
Here, under leave of her and the Phutureless Commercians,
For she is an honourable woman;
So are they all Commercians; all honourable men
Come I to speak in our funeral ...
They were our friends, faithful and just to us:
But she says we were intelligent;
And she is an honourable woman….
She hath brought many captives home to the school,
Whose ransoms did their pockets did fill:
Did this in them not seem corruption?
When we have cried, Commercians hath laughed:
Intelligence should be made of better stuff:
Yet she says we were intelligent,
And she is an honourable woman.
You all did see that on the final unit test
She thrice presented us that homework,
Which we did thrice refuse: was this intelligent?
Yet she says we were intelligent;
And, sure, she is an honourable woman.
I speak not to disprove what Commercians spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did hate them once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to bury them now?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Physics,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
Friends, Teachers, fellow sciencees(The word was coined by Kshitij Bahl. All rights reserved), lend me your ears;
I come to bury Commercians (the word was coined by Birinder Singh Mokha, all rights reserved), not to praise them;
The evil that teachers do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their chalks,
So let it be with Commercians ... The noble Physics teacher
Hath told you we were intelligent:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath we answered it ...
Here, under leave of her and the Phutureless Commercians,
For she is an honourable woman;
So are they all Commercians; all honourable men
Come I to speak in our funeral ...
They were our friends, faithful and just to us:
But she says we were intelligent;
And she is an honourable woman….
She hath brought many captives home to the school,
Whose ransoms did their pockets did fill:
Did this in them not seem corruption?
When we have cried, Commercians hath laughed:
Intelligence should be made of better stuff:
Yet she says we were intelligent,
And she is an honourable woman.
You all did see that on the final unit test
She thrice presented us that homework,
Which we did thrice refuse: was this intelligent?
Yet she says we were intelligent;
And, sure, she is an honourable woman.
I speak not to disprove what Commercians spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did hate them once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to bury them now?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Physics,
And I must pause till it come back to me.