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Bore's Postulates
A parody of Bohr's postulates.
Applying quantum theory to students bored during Chemistry, by a student bored during chemistry.
Applying quantum theory to students bored during Chemistry, by a student bored during chemistry.
Note : If you don't know 'Bohr's postulates', it might be a good idea to read it once.(http://nsb.wikidot.com/pl-9-8-1-3) However, if you treasure your sanity, it might be a good idea not to.
Bore's postulates state that :-
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1. Students in a classroom exist in stationary states.
- Students continue to take notes WITHOUT showing any signs of interest
- Any permanent change in their motion must be accompanied by a complete transition from any class to break/end of school.
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2. Transmission between stationary states produces/absorbs energy.
- When students move between stationary states (from one class to another), it is accompanied by the emission or absorption of gossip.
- This energy is given by the formula ΔE = hf
where E = energy and hf= having fun - Thus, gossip is shared during the movement of students between classes.
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3. The momentum of gossiping during class is quantized.
- Without making it too complex, students can only talk a certain amount during a class, without being kicked out.