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Idiots are highly misunderstood creatures.
And here we are, to enlighten you all.
Myth : Idiots are humans
Fact : Imbeciles don't foresee the possibility of another race in any other field. Idiocy is not restricted to humans, it's
evils can be seen among animals too. For those with extra-imagination, the prospect of an alien victory in this
field is not a far-fetched dream.
Myth : All idiots are men.
Fact : Idiocy is not the Indian Government. My apologies, it is but it is a super set. For those yet to be amazed by set
theory, look at it this way : Idiocy is your schoolbag and the Indian Government your Physics textbook. Yet,
the main point is , Idiocy does not discriminate. Women are gladly included and have over the ages, felt the
bliss of idiocy. Notable women idiots : Britney Spears, Justin Bieber , My maths teacher.
General Characteristics of Idiots :
* extreme fascination for any object, virtual or real or completely made up.
* ridiculous inclination to Justin Bieber's music.
* a strong belief that 1 + 1 = 11
* they think that all Indians have the IQ and accent of Russel Peters
* classic literature for them is Stephanie Meyer
* sign their letters as Albus Percivial Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
* "woh dekh woh dekh - plaaaaaaaneeeee* [everytime they see an aircraft in the sky]
* according to them, vampires sparkle.
* use Ray-Ban avaitors for their collars
Notable Idiots :
Indians : Chulbul Pandey, Suresh Raina, Abhishek Bachchan and many 'they-must-not-be-named' people.
Others : George Bush , Sarah Palin, Osama bin Laden , Lady Gaga.
And here we are, to enlighten you all.
Myth : Idiots are humans
Fact : Imbeciles don't foresee the possibility of another race in any other field. Idiocy is not restricted to humans, it's
evils can be seen among animals too. For those with extra-imagination, the prospect of an alien victory in this
field is not a far-fetched dream.
Myth : All idiots are men.
Fact : Idiocy is not the Indian Government. My apologies, it is but it is a super set. For those yet to be amazed by set
theory, look at it this way : Idiocy is your schoolbag and the Indian Government your Physics textbook. Yet,
the main point is , Idiocy does not discriminate. Women are gladly included and have over the ages, felt the
bliss of idiocy. Notable women idiots : Britney Spears, Justin Bieber , My maths teacher.
General Characteristics of Idiots :
* extreme fascination for any object, virtual or real or completely made up.
* ridiculous inclination to Justin Bieber's music.
* a strong belief that 1 + 1 = 11
* they think that all Indians have the IQ and accent of Russel Peters
* classic literature for them is Stephanie Meyer
* sign their letters as Albus Percivial Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
* "woh dekh woh dekh - plaaaaaaaneeeee* [everytime they see an aircraft in the sky]
* according to them, vampires sparkle.
* use Ray-Ban avaitors for their collars
Notable Idiots :
Indians : Chulbul Pandey, Suresh Raina, Abhishek Bachchan and many 'they-must-not-be-named' people.
Others : George Bush , Sarah Palin, Osama bin Laden , Lady Gaga.