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You said , 'Do we need an ANTI - CHEM - MYSTERY campaign?'

Yes. Yes, we do.
We need a better education system, where the syllabus helps us understand chemistry instead of confusing us further.
Also, every law needs to stop having so many exceptions. Or they need better laws. 

You asked us 'Why is the Indian Education board so pathetic?' 
If only I had an answer.
We live in a country, where, when you're supposed to think of the people who rule this country, you picture a man with a HUGE beer belly, a mole on his face, sinister eyes, and more gold on his hand than an average upper-middle class indian can afford. 
So, do you see the kind of people that run this country?
So, do you realize the kind of people who must be working on the Indian Education board?
Secondly, if they really were that smart, they'd be doing something better with their life, rather than changing the cover of textbooks every few years, and calling it a 'new edition'
I suggest, you just go with it. As a wise man once said 'if rape is inevitable, you might as well lay back and enjoy it' . 
You said 'Since you guys are so nice. I was wondering if anyone of you could do my maths assignment?
Psst: There are 12 assignments. Includes Integration also. :D' 

I would love to. However, I did not take up maths after 10th grade. Therefore, I cannot be of much help there.
However, I'm sure Zebra and Bear would be more than glad to.

You asked 'Why am i fat?-_-' 
Are you also the person who asked if we like french fries?
I'm guessing its because you eat too many french fries.
Just saying.

IKN team

You asked 
'Why am I called Zebra?'

That's because 
a) Zebra is the closest animal to your name
b) It irritates you.

Panda and Bear
Since, we're so nice, and bored, and love giving free advice to people, we've decided to include a section- where you ask us questions (anonymously if you want) and we'll answer them for you. 
So, step right up, and tell us about your grades, parents, pressure, bullies and heartbreaks. 

Just leave a comment with your problem, and we'll get right back to you! :)
I've even given an example, for the numbskulls.
(Press 'see comments')