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Dear Sir Isaac Newton ,
It has been quite an experience studying all that you've proposed. You know , your gravitation stuff and what not.
Don't worry, we haven't even been through half the crap ( We at ikillednewton strictly use parliamentary language ). You see, we have a life. I have better things to do than sitting under a tree waiting for an apple to fall on my head. Sir, did you really not get your senses back even after the apple struck you?
I know , the scientific community probably hates us already. Never mind. Like repels like.
I fail to understand one thing though, Why the apple? Didn't you ever see it rainin' around there? I'm pretty sure the rain drops didn't go up in the sky. THAT never made you think? So , you were a foodie. Apple turned your brain on. Some myths are true.
But don't you worry Sir , we haven't built this site with the purpose of scrutinizing your absurd fascination for an apple . In fact , we wonder if we have any purpose here. We are least bothered about science and its application in our daily lives. So , its not going to be about science. At all. We have enough of that at school.
Well , what we're gonna do is - be totally random. You can be sure to expect anything from us. Some wise old man ( never mind who ) said - "Progress without limits is the best progress there could be".
Basically , we would like to take a hit at the things that we despise. The stuff we talk about for four hours over the phone. The things that we find are politically but morally incorrect. Disturbingly incorrect. Occasionally , we would like to just acknowledge the good stuff that there is. We believe in subtle humour and that is what we shall bring. So Sir Newton , wherever you are , heaven or hell , relax. We wont bother you. Apples have done their job.
Also , what we'll refer to as 'i killed newton' will be the ideas that are at par with Sir Newton's ideas but not as scientific, or for that matter of fact , morally , spiritually or psychologically. It's more or less random teenage talk. Its the phase in our life where discussing how drinking milk affects your life in a major way.
Do not for a second imagine, Sir, that we do not respect you. Any topic explained using food is certainly not a bad idea- in fact, its genius! And you gave this idea a whole new dimension by introducing gravity by observing an apple. Sweet.
Your's sincerely ,
The team of I Killed Newton.