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Disclaimer :
All thoughts, references, comments made in this letter are entirely meant to offend these people. But as courtesy goes, no offence.
Dear Emo-facebook population;
LOVE IS LIKE A CYCLE:
when you love,you get hurt.
when you get hurt,you hate.
when you hate, you try to forget.
when you try to forget, you start missing.
and when you start missing…
you will eventually fall in love again.
That's what I see every morning that I wake up. I don't blame you. I'm sure you're dumb enough to not even come up with us. Ctrl C + Ctrl V FTW! It's really irritating to be honest. How, how how do people come up with such stuff?! Was it a bit too much of twilight? Maybe not, because then we'd see a lot of glitter and painful nights, crying over a fairy shinning in the meadow when everybody's off to the nearest club to party. Or was it a bit too much of Umbridge, drowned in pink and whatever that was never worthwhile? But then again, stuff like this takes talent. I want you to care for me
when
I’m sick.
I want you to listen to me
when I
wanna say something. I want you to understand my
silence when I don’t have
words
to express what I feel.
I want you to be there when I need a friend. I want you to love me for
what I’m.
And above all
I want you to complete
me. . .♥..
And I want you to die. Or kill me, the planet is not large enough for such extremes. At your 'tender' age of seventeen, people led revolutions. Those who were wasted enough like me, wanted something else. For eg, my "I want you to.." poem. Seemed like the best place to freestyle.
I want you to buy me
stuff
when I'm broke
I want you to listen to me
and punch yourself
when I'm too far away to do it myself
I want you to be there
when I need somebody to die because my dog is getting hungry
and above all
I want you to sincerely shut up.
Short and sweet. But this doesn't get them 'likes'. Never knew a thumbs up could drive so many people to idiocy. They now get multiple fingers, just not for them to see.
"Don't change yourself. The right people will love you for the way you are" - Good luck with that son, I'm counting.
‘A true friend stabs you in the front.’
Omg, that would be some scene. Does he get popcorn too or do we leave that for the fake ones?
"I'm falling in love guyzzz and it's so amazing, you know falling in love, just falling"
How I wish 'love' was the top-floor of a seventeen-story building.
"We were <this that what not bull for some two lines>, we could've been <this that what not bull for another two lines>, but you left me and <this that and what not bull for another two lines>
I've no comments to offer, I see that way too often to consider writing my thoughts. Even they've become dead now.
Then we always have those cut out lyrics from weird bands like Cut my life because I'm to dumb or Giggling with angels rotting in heaven etc etc.
For a million more like these, look carefully. We all have more than one facebook friend who'll update such a status everyday.
But I think this one really suits the occasion :
"Don't say sorry for being honest"
Alright, as you wish my lord :)
Yours sincerely,
Why do you even care ?
All thoughts, references, comments made in this letter are entirely meant to offend these people. But as courtesy goes, no offence.
Dear Emo-facebook population;
LOVE IS LIKE A CYCLE:
when you love,you get hurt.
when you get hurt,you hate.
when you hate, you try to forget.
when you try to forget, you start missing.
and when you start missing…
you will eventually fall in love again.
That's what I see every morning that I wake up. I don't blame you. I'm sure you're dumb enough to not even come up with us. Ctrl C + Ctrl V FTW! It's really irritating to be honest. How, how how do people come up with such stuff?! Was it a bit too much of twilight? Maybe not, because then we'd see a lot of glitter and painful nights, crying over a fairy shinning in the meadow when everybody's off to the nearest club to party. Or was it a bit too much of Umbridge, drowned in pink and whatever that was never worthwhile? But then again, stuff like this takes talent. I want you to care for me
when
I’m sick.
I want you to listen to me
when I
wanna say something. I want you to understand my
silence when I don’t have
words
to express what I feel.
I want you to be there when I need a friend. I want you to love me for
what I’m.
And above all
I want you to complete
me. . .♥..
And I want you to die. Or kill me, the planet is not large enough for such extremes. At your 'tender' age of seventeen, people led revolutions. Those who were wasted enough like me, wanted something else. For eg, my "I want you to.." poem. Seemed like the best place to freestyle.
I want you to buy me
stuff
when I'm broke
I want you to listen to me
and punch yourself
when I'm too far away to do it myself
I want you to be there
when I need somebody to die because my dog is getting hungry
and above all
I want you to sincerely shut up.
Short and sweet. But this doesn't get them 'likes'. Never knew a thumbs up could drive so many people to idiocy. They now get multiple fingers, just not for them to see.
"Don't change yourself. The right people will love you for the way you are" - Good luck with that son, I'm counting.
‘A true friend stabs you in the front.’
Omg, that would be some scene. Does he get popcorn too or do we leave that for the fake ones?
"I'm falling in love guyzzz and it's so amazing, you know falling in love, just falling"
How I wish 'love' was the top-floor of a seventeen-story building.
"We were <this that what not bull for some two lines>, we could've been <this that what not bull for another two lines>, but you left me and <this that and what not bull for another two lines>
I've no comments to offer, I see that way too often to consider writing my thoughts. Even they've become dead now.
Then we always have those cut out lyrics from weird bands like Cut my life because I'm to dumb or Giggling with angels rotting in heaven etc etc.
For a million more like these, look carefully. We all have more than one facebook friend who'll update such a status everyday.
But I think this one really suits the occasion :
"Don't say sorry for being honest"
Alright, as you wish my lord :)
Yours sincerely,
Why do you even care ?