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There are a lot of ridiculous things that we believe. But there are somethings, that are holy too.
And at the top of this list are -
1. Holy Lord.
Why is this ridiculous? Holy lord refers to a singular lord or bahgvaan.
Considering that there are 36 crore gods in our country, we can infer two things -
1. Not all can be holy.
2. We certainly don't know English.
2. Holy Crow.
This one's special. Someone could make two flop films on this - Phoonk 1 and 2.
3. Holy Ganges.
Excess of lead , mercury and urine is NOT holy. Please pass on the message.
4. Holy Cow.
How cows manage to get onto the centre of every damn road, including highways is beyond my understanding. And it's not even on gowardhanpuja(yes, we have a seperate festival for cows)
5. Holy Crap.
This is ironical on so many levels.
And at the top of this list are -
1. Holy Lord.
Why is this ridiculous? Holy lord refers to a singular lord or bahgvaan.
Considering that there are 36 crore gods in our country, we can infer two things -
1. Not all can be holy.
2. We certainly don't know English.
2. Holy Crow.
This one's special. Someone could make two flop films on this - Phoonk 1 and 2.
3. Holy Ganges.
Excess of lead , mercury and urine is NOT holy. Please pass on the message.
4. Holy Cow.
How cows manage to get onto the centre of every damn road, including highways is beyond my understanding. And it's not even on gowardhanpuja(yes, we have a seperate festival for cows)
5. Holy Crap.
This is ironical on so many levels.