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5 Reasons why you don't need a new watch.
1. You have a cellphone with a world clock. Don't buy a watch for redundancy's sake.
The watch will feel bad.
2. You have an ugly wrist. You don't want unnecessary attention.
3. Every idiot who sees you will ask you -
"Hey what's the time?"
Even if he has a watch.
4. No matter what they say, you just can't go with a fake Rolex.
You'd rather go with an original Sonata watch than a fake Rolex.
5. It is the source of some interesting tongue twisters.
"Hey did that guy with the blue watch watch me watch his watch and watch the expression when i felt his watch was watching me?"
And my watch felt generous , so a 6th one.
6. You don't want to be remembered as the guy with a Mickey Mouse watch . {Ask Robert Langdon}