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Why snails are better than cricketers . .
1. Snails are faster.
<<<<<< *open your eyes*
2. Corruption.
The closest a snail has come to corruption is smuggling a few sugar cubes across the kitchen.
Over a year.
3. Snails are more environment friendly.
Cricketers need cricket bats.
Cricket bats are made from wood.
Wood is obtained by cutting trees.
But trees are important
So now we know whom to blame for the poor souls dying.
4. Slow movers or heavy lifters?
According to a popular belief , snails can lift up to ten times their own weight.
Talk about fitness.
5. Self Defense
Well , considering that a snail can slide over a razor blade without getting hurt (Google it people) and can also disappear inside their shell till they feel it'safe to come out , we can safely say that when pitted against enemies of the same size ; snails would protect themselves better.
I wonder who saves the cricketers from the crazy fans.
I wonder who saves the cricketers from the crazy fans.