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# These are only to be used when you think you're gonna be chucked out anyway.
# Some teacher may reveal their true nature and become violent soon after listening to this.
# We're not responsible.
5. Ma'am : "Why are you late?"
Me : "A unicorn bumped my car and that li'l witch Tinker something threw sparkly stuff all over it.
*Best used : On a rainy day. Or an emo teacher.
4. Ma'am : "You think you can walk in whenever you want?"
Me : "Walk? I flew in you little moron. And yes, I may walk in whenever I want because a
radioactive spider bit me."
* Best used : Never.
3. Ma'am : "And what excuse do you have today?"
Me : "Ma'am, I saw your husband with a woman driving to the lake. I presumed you'd become
human all of a sudden and given us a day off. Alas, I was wrong."
* Best used : When you need a couple of weeks in detention.
2. Ma'am : "And here we have it. Thank you gracing us with your presence."
Me : "Usually I don't accept a welcome speech without a red carpet laid out and a bunch of flowers
in my hand, but I'll make an exception for you darling."
* Best used : When you want the world to realise that you're infact a multi-millionare superstar.
And the last , tried, tested, amazing
(drumroll by Nikhil Dhanwatey, cause I can't give a good roll without Zeeshan shouting)
1. Ma'am : "And why, may I ask, are you late?"
Me : "Ma'am. The Dark Lord has returned."
# Some teacher may reveal their true nature and become violent soon after listening to this.
# We're not responsible.
5. Ma'am : "Why are you late?"
Me : "A unicorn bumped my car and that li'l witch Tinker something threw sparkly stuff all over it.
*Best used : On a rainy day. Or an emo teacher.
4. Ma'am : "You think you can walk in whenever you want?"
Me : "Walk? I flew in you little moron. And yes, I may walk in whenever I want because a
radioactive spider bit me."
* Best used : Never.
3. Ma'am : "And what excuse do you have today?"
Me : "Ma'am, I saw your husband with a woman driving to the lake. I presumed you'd become
human all of a sudden and given us a day off. Alas, I was wrong."
* Best used : When you need a couple of weeks in detention.
2. Ma'am : "And here we have it. Thank you gracing us with your presence."
Me : "Usually I don't accept a welcome speech without a red carpet laid out and a bunch of flowers
in my hand, but I'll make an exception for you darling."
* Best used : When you want the world to realise that you're infact a multi-millionare superstar.
And the last , tried, tested, amazing
(drumroll by Nikhil Dhanwatey, cause I can't give a good roll without Zeeshan shouting)
1. Ma'am : "And why, may I ask, are you late?"
Me : "Ma'am. The Dark Lord has returned."