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The following article has been written to keep the new year spirit alive. How?
Because writing an article on this site has become something really new. It's more of non-sense on the group's page and I prefer to write here, you see, I've so much of friggin' space.
So, am I the only one who finds nothing new about a New Year?
Same 52 weeks. 365 days.
Here's why I don't like it
5. The Party Trouble.
Where should I go? What should I wear?
Wait, should I see the new year game?
Oh yes I should.
Final score : My team - 1 : Opponents 3
WTF.
4. The Phone Calls.
The only other day except your result day when you get a text message or a call(if you're really unlucky) from EVERY DAMN CONTACT!
The only conversation we have is : "Happy 2012"
And i'm sure the next that we'll have will be "Happy 2013" [If we survive, that is.]
3. The Facebook Status Carnage
" GOD has opened an a/c4 u in GOOD LUCK BANK and the a/c no is 2012 having a deposit of 365 days of LOVE,JOY,PEACE, HEALTH, WEALTH.WISHING U and your family A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR"
BLESS ME!
What's wrong with a simple "Happy New Year!"
2. The New Date Format.
Specially for those who're going to be unfortunate enough to appear for their exams in the next five days, Physics to be precise.
Name : Albus Dumbledore.
Date : 5/1/11
Oh damn it. And then you cut it, and you write it again. And then you cut it, cause you got the month wrong. Use all the permutations and combinations to find all the wrong cases, I'm sleepy.
1. I've said this before, but I felt I never got the credit I deserved. This is copyright protected. Yes, if you don't copy it properly, I'll kill you. Here's how it goes :
"EVERY YEAR WE REALISE HOW STUPID WE WERE LAST YEAR" - KSHITIJ BAHL
(Oh and because it's New Year and everyone has something to give and improve their sales, here's an extra point)
IT'S THE DARK LORD'S B'DAY YOU DEAD MUGGLES!
Because writing an article on this site has become something really new. It's more of non-sense on the group's page and I prefer to write here, you see, I've so much of friggin' space.
So, am I the only one who finds nothing new about a New Year?
Same 52 weeks. 365 days.
Here's why I don't like it
5. The Party Trouble.
Where should I go? What should I wear?
Wait, should I see the new year game?
Oh yes I should.
Final score : My team - 1 : Opponents 3
WTF.
4. The Phone Calls.
The only other day except your result day when you get a text message or a call(if you're really unlucky) from EVERY DAMN CONTACT!
The only conversation we have is : "Happy 2012"
And i'm sure the next that we'll have will be "Happy 2013" [If we survive, that is.]
3. The Facebook Status Carnage
" GOD has opened an a/c4 u in GOOD LUCK BANK and the a/c no is 2012 having a deposit of 365 days of LOVE,JOY,PEACE, HEALTH, WEALTH.WISHING U and your family A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR"